Give Me New Interior Design Ideas
Youve trawled the high street and theinternet (all of it, mind!) but nothing gets you going. It usedtobeso easy; a lick of paint, some new cushions andvoila! Yourdecorating itchwas scratche...
Youve trawled the high street and theinternet (all of it, mind!) but nothing gets you going. It usedtobeso easy; a lick of paint, some new cushions andvoila! Yourdecorating itchwas scratchedfor another few months, but like somekind of desperateinterior design junkie you need more and greater highsto satisfy the hunger. Well, help is at hand because just a few clicks away isthe wonder product youve been craving you naughty person you. Im talkingabout the self-adhesive vinyl wall sticker.
You wont have seen them in shops,retailers are too scared of this daring sensation. Maybe they think its toohard for the customer to install? Nonsense, any fool can do it, even a crazeddecorating slave like you. Maybe they think its too niche, too specialized?Well they havent counted onthe existence ofhome accessory thrillseekers like you, riding the cutting edge and plunging off into the unknown indesperate attempts to satisfy their twisted need.
But what is a wall sticker? I hearyou wail as you claw, whimpering at my door while I grin at your pathetic formthrough the letterbox from the safety of my achingly coolpad-or-ette.Simply put, it is a sticky backedpoly-vinyl silhouette sandwiched betweentwo sheets that will adhere to any smooth surface, is UV resistant in directsunlight for five years and will leave the wall unscathed when itisremoved, ready for the next design in your increasingly desperate attempts tosatiate your demented, swivel-eyed lust.
The moaning increases as I list furtherbenefits of this incredible boon to the terminal interiors ghoul: They areavailable in countless shapes and sizes, featuring designs of anythingfrombirdcagesto forests, superstar celebrities to cuddly bunnies.Many are even tasteful. They range in price from about thirty pounds to ahundred and fifty. Many come with myriad colour options and some are even fullcolour printed. They are gone in an instant or last forever..
Please let me have one you groanthough the gap under the door while I decide whichespadrillesIshall wear to climb the stairs and away from this unpleasantness. Youll haveto look online I say and list a handful of reputable operators in the field.Eventually the sobbing recedes and peace descends once more on my fabuloushome.
Where will it all end, this franticsearch for novelty? Will you be found one day upside down in a bucketwith all your ceilings covered in clogs? Will you remove the roof ofyourhome and try and turn it into a yacht? Who knows. Hopefully we can delay theinevitable and divert you for a while and perhaps even stop the frenzyaltogether, after all, wall stickers are practicallyinfiniteinthemselves. But I fear your case is a bad one and a brief respite is all we canhope for. Still, your friendswill be impressed, even if this is your lastgasp of sanity.
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