Wallpaper Murals - Recognising the Dangers
One should be very careful when hanging a wallpaper mural inthe home. Modern digital printing techniques have made this product morelifelike than ever and therefore potentially hazardous. Heighten...
One should be very careful when hanging a wallpaper mural inthe home. Modern digital printing techniques have made this product morelifelike than ever and therefore potentially hazardous. Heightened realitysituations can create a Reverse Jumanji effect and intoxicated house holdershave been known to attempt breaking through into what looks like a parallelexistence pasted on their sitting room walls.
A prime example of this phenomenon is shown by the case ofEdna B., an otherwise perfectly sensible housewife who after a domesticdisagreement with her life partner sought solace in Sauvignon Blanc and decidedit would be a good idea to try and cross through into the patch of idyllicTuscan countryside behind her sofa. Fortunately for Edna B. she tripped on afoot stool during her approach run and her velocity was decreased sufficientlyto merely effect a broken nose and not outright concussion.
Another case involves the gentleman with the New Yorkskyline wallpaper mural running from his front door to the cupboard with thehoover in it. In a moment of madness, said gentleman decided it would be acapital idea to don the garb of a crime fighting superhero (Lizard Man) andwith a clothesline attached to a convenient central heating pipe attempt to swingonto East 23rd and 5th. Mercifully the clothesline snapped under theunreasonable stress and our hapless hero was merely left in an undignifiedgreen boiler-suited heap next to the downstairs lavatory. The message is clearhowever, pin sharp oversize images can lead to erratic behaviour in otherwisesensible consumers.
An idea to prevent such mishaps occuring might be to applystickers to wallpaper murals much like the stickers on glass doors warningtoddlers and the elderly that an invisible barrier is present. A few wellplaced notices in traditional yellow and black striped hazard form bearing thelegend Wallpaper Mural This is Not Real could save our alreadyoverstretched emergency services from dealing with unnecessary facialcontusions. Alternatively, a complicated and expensive array of laser beams andsensor pads could alert a daydreaming householder about to stroll onto what theythink is an inviting beach by sounding an alarm or perhaps administering a mildelectric shock.
Of course, one shouldnt let these isolated incidentsdissuade us from adding these marvels to our homes and enjoying themappropriately. If one practices moderation in consuming alcohol and stopsreading stories with pictures in after the age of twelve then wallpaper muralsare perfectly safe. Unfortunately, in these litigious times, it is often necessaryto protect idiots by penalising everyone else. If you are thinking ofinstalling a wallpaper mural in your own home you will derive much pleasurefrom doing so but please, consider the dangers and take whatever safetymeasures you feel are necessary. Thank you.
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